Now I don’t know about you, but I’ve had my fair share of people who are famous that I just adore. Yes, I know that they will probably never return my feelings and/or ever know that I exist. But it’s like Santa Claus, you just have to believe.
I can’t explain celebrity crushes more than I can explain quantum physics. But I can say, if you don’t live under a rock, you might have one. People have lists of famous people who they would cheat on their spouses with, or that they’d lose their virginity to, or that they’d tattoo on their bottom. (Yeah, bottom sounds nicer.)
Personally, I don’t need a list. Just by talking to me, in an hour you can usually tell what my favorite movie, song, actor, actress, comedian, color, and pattern are. In that order. But if I had to make a list of my Top 4 Celebrity People I’d Marry, here it goes.
Top 4 Celebrity People I’d Marry
Liam Dryden: My favorite Scottish person on Earth. I always look forward to your (rare) YouTube videos.
Logan Lerman: I’ve been in love with you since your Jack & Bobby days.
Charlie McDonnell: You’re British, funny, and love Doctor Who as much as me. Match made in heaven.
Bo Burnham: It doesn’t matter how crude you are. You still make me laugh. And you have bloody gorgeous eyes.
In about two weeks, this list will probably change. Actually, I know it will change. Because two weeks ago, Logan Lerman was at the top. And then I came across Alex and Liam Do Wal-Mart and met Liam.
The best part of meeting a celebrity is the autograph. Oh my goodness, it’s better than water in the Sahara. Last summer I went to a Shakespeare festival and a friend of mine was really attracted to one of the actors. Well, one day we ran into him and she asked him for an autograph. Her face was all red and she was all excited. It was great. Getting an autograph from someone you really adore is just the best. Truly, it is the best. Like when I get my autograph from Dennis Quaid, I’ll probably faint.
Well, here we come to our close. I’ve told you my thoughts on celebrity crushes and given you my list of famous people I’d marry in a heartbeat. Feel free to write your own little list in the comments.